Why did the blonde get fired…
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W’s.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator! He’s always looking for the truth in the murky waters.
2025 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being completely interrupted because the wireless microphone at the altar picks up a clear transmission of… Read More »2025 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
2025 Classic: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his robot dog was “lacking a soul.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2025 “AGI & Space Tourism” Edition archive.… Read More »2025 Classic: The Neighbor
2023 Archive: The “What Was I Made For?” Billie
I’m currently crying over a Barbie montage. I’m a grown man. 2023 is a very “vulnerable” year. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023… Read More »2023 Archive: The “What Was I Made For?” Billie
2023 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcove, sweating profusely because the building’s automated furnace was set to maximum and the historic… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2023 Classic: The Las Vegas Sphere
Why did the pilot blink? Because a giant “Emoji Face” on a 500-foot screen was winking at him during his final approach. Part of the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Las Vegas Sphere
2023 Vintage: The Baldur’s Gate 3 Player
One, but they have to roll a Natural 20 to see if they successfully screw it in. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Baldur’s Gate 3 Player
2023 Classic: The RuPaul Streak
Why his 11th win? Because “Drag Race” is the only race in America where the winner is decided before the show even starts—by RuPaul. Part… Read More »2023 Classic: The RuPaul Streak
2023 Legacy: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the tea on the tech layoffs. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified