2022 Vintage: The “Me Porto Bonito”
More Bad Bunny. He is the official narrator of the year 2022. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Me Porto Bonito”
2022 Vintage: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Legacy: The Final 2022 Vibe
Why were we so tired? Because we survived a year of slapping, wordling, and corn-kidding, but at least Messi won and we still have our… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Final 2022 Vibe
2021 Archive: The James Bond (No Time to Die)
007 is back, but he’s “late.” I guess he really had “no time” for the premiere. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen… Read More »2021 Archive: The James Bond (No Time to Die)
2021 Classic: The Delete
I’m “erasing” my old financial advice. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Harry Styles “Watermelon Sugar” High
Why the summer vibe? For the song that made everyone miss the beach so much it eventually hit #1, months after we were all stuck… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Harry Styles “Watermelon Sugar” High
2019 Archive: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2019 Archive: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2018 Classic: Ariana Grande (Thank U, Next)
Why were we all thanking our exes? Because in 2018, Ariana turned a breakup into a masterclass in self-love and Mean Girls nostalgia. Part of the 39… Read More »2018 Classic: Ariana Grande (Thank U, Next)
2017 Classic: The Stranger Things Snub
Why didn’t the Hawkins kids win the big prizes? Because the Academy decided a Demogorgon wasn’t as serious a threat as the Republic of Gilead.… Read More »2017 Classic: The Stranger Things Snub
2017 Archive: The Office Password
Why was it “Spinner2017!”? Because the IT guy wanted us to remember the year of the spin. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017… Read More »2017 Archive: The Office Password