2021 Archive: The James Bond (No Time to Die)

007 is back, but he’s “late.” I guess he really had “no time” for the premiere.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

@Y2K_Ready11/19/2003 12:14If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@DVD_Rom_King10/20/2002 10:13More capacity for humor on this site!

@Judge_Dredd_Law07/02/2014 06:48I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/22/2006 17:41One billion... laughs!

@Nyan_Cat_Space09/03/2011 13:35Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Shut_Up_Money05/22/2004 22:08Shut up and take my laughter!

@Cloud_Computing08/16/1996 08:07Storing my laughs in the cloud.