Why did Elijah Wood spend the whole year looking up? Because Peter Jackson spent $300 million to prove that the most important person in the world is a 4-foot-tall guy who refuses to wear shoes.
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Super green! Hilarious!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
May I suggest another joke, sir?