An investigator! He’s always looking for the truth in the murky waters.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.
i actually had a similar situation last week. life is a joke sometimes lol.
best discovery since sliced bread. or pizza. mostly pizza.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.