“I’m creating a new element!” “Is it called ‘Laziness’? Because you’ve perfected that one.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
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Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am listening... and I am laughing.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
The future is laughing at us.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!