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2000 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2000

 Why was the party so much better than 1999? Because this time we knew the world wasn’t ending, and we could finally enjoy the fireworks without wondering if the fridge was going to explode.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Distro_Fan03/05/1995 23:13Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Zip_Drive_Owner06/23/1995 18:14Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Firewire_Fan06/13/2011 16:01Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Jordan_Fan_2305/07/2011 20:39Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Prodigy_User_X02/07/2012 18:02Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@HotBot_User09/03/1998 13:09Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Tay_Zonday_Fan07/21/2012 08:05Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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