1995 Vintage: The Remote Control

My wife and I have a perfect 50/50 agreement on the TV. She watches what she wants, and I’m allowed to hold the remote while she does it.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Rocket_Power_9912/31/2003 09:24We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Blink_Tag_User06/02/2001 00:29<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Terran_Marine07/01/2001 06:40Go, go, go! More jokes!

@StrongBad_Mail01/08/2015 07:22I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Streamer_Pro_9910/26/2010 02:55Thanks for the donation and the joke!