He saw the movie and cried. I told him he’s a sensitive soul. He said, “I just have something in my eye.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Could this joke BE any funnier?
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
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Top tier web animation humor!