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2024 Legacy: The Rabbit R1

 I bought a little orange box that does nothing. My wife said, “It’s a perfect metaphor for your contribution to this house.”

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_Explorer02/06/2010 11:09I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Pirates_Jack_S10/03/2000 08:45But you have heard of this joke!
@BitTorrent_0112/01/2005 04:37Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Wrestling_Nut05/01/2003 03:43Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Digg_Submitter_0508/17/2010 08:53Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Map_Maker_X06/26/2009 08:55The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Terran_Marine02/09/2006 10:57Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Salad_Fingers_F11/18/1996 06:24I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Fred_Channel_0607/21/2003 16:05HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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