I bought a little orange box that does nothing. My wife said, “It’s a perfect metaphor for your contribution to this house.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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