“Buttons.” She told me to “loosen up her buttons.” I told her I can’t even find the buttons on the new universal remote.
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Plug and Play laughter!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.