2013 Legacy: The Prisoners

I told her I’m being held captive. She said, “It’s called ‘Marriage’, get used to it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

@Digimon_Tamer04/27/2001 06:56My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Pedro_For_Pres11/30/1998 15:56Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Badger_Badger_M07/22/1996 04:29Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Noob_Slayer_X07/29/2000 03:49Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Mondo_Media_X11/10/2002 00:19Top tier web animation humor!

@LonelyGirl15_F08/01/2007 18:48Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Rage_Comic_Fan07/07/1995 16:02FFFFFUUUUU-nny!