I told her I’m like the rat—determined and hungry. She said, “The rat actually achieved his goal; you’re still sitting on the sofa.”
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
... (Laughter in silence).
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.