“Just Like a Pill.” I told her she’s my medicine. She said I’m more like a side effect (headache).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!