“I’m a demigod!” “You’re a demi-adult who still asks his mom for laundry help.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
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The Kitchen Fantasy
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Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
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The Mid-Life Crisis
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The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The First Date Honesty
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
High five for this joke!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
I see what you did there. Clever!