2018 Legacy: The Peppermint

I told her she’s a vigilante. She said, “I’m a ‘vigil-aunt-e’—I’m staying at my sister’s until you clean the kitchen.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

@CyberSteve01/11/2013 13:04Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@AOL_Instant_Msg10/15/2000 11:37I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Yugioh_Duelist10/16/2013 18:05You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Step_Brothers_B07/21/2013 00:34Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Chocolate_Rain10/28/2002 20:19I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@IMVU_Chatter02/04/2008 07:513D laughs are the best!

@Shut_Up_Money06/23/2008 13:07Shut up and take my laughter!