I told her the blue guy was weird. She said, “You’re weird for wearing the same socks for three days.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
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The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
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The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
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A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!