An olive falls out of a Martini and rolls across the floor. The bartender says, “Hey, you can’t do that here!” The olive says, “Sorry, I’m just trying to find a pit to stop in.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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