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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 1996 “Space Jam & N64” Edition
In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Scrat’s Nut” Edition
In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2014 “Everything is Awesome” Edition
In 2014, the peak of technology was taking a "selfie" (the word o...read more »
How do you make a tissue...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »
Why did the cow go to...
Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: To see the moooon!read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: ...read more »
Why did the soccer player bring...
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Answer: To t...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2025 “Six-Seven & Chicken Jockey” Edition
In 2025, the ultimate test was trying to explain the "67" meme to...read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have th...read more »
What did one ocean say to...
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they...read more »
What did one hat say to...
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »
What did one plate say to...
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
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Multipass! For the comedy club!
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!