2016 Vintage: The Nocturnal Animals

I told her I’m a night owl. She said, “You’re a ‘Night-ignore-er’—you ignore the baby’s crying at 3 AM.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan03/07/2005 21:54Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Voodoo_3dfx01/30/2008 09:10The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Magic_SchoolBus07/12/2012 20:35Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Goldmember_I_L04/03/2012 04:10I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan08/06/2002 04:26Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Grammar_Nazi_9906/01/2012 23:52Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!