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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril04/11/1997 09:09He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Iron_Man_Tony05/11/1995 17:10I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Marla_Singer_Fan11/29/1998 16:50A joke for the end of the world.

@Tagged_Network02/20/2010 11:05You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@StrongBad_Mail11/06/2001 20:03I’m checking my email and I found a winner!