2005 Classic: The Napoleon Dynamite Logic

“Vote for Pedro.” I wore the shirt. She said, “Vote for a husband who remembers to pick up the dry cleaning.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan02/13/1995 00:31I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@StreetFighter_Ken03/04/1997 03:42Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Friends_Lover06/23/2004 19:45Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Cheers_Norm10/09/2015 03:21Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Cow_And_Chicken07/12/1995 11:10Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@PopUp_Blocker_X04/19/2003 17:23I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Smosh_Old_School06/22/2013 22:15Back when the internet was simple and funny.