2004 Archive: The My Chemical Romance

She’s in her “emo” phase. I told her “I’m Not Okay.” She said, “I promise.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

@WebTV_Viewer11/24/2002 16:28Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Magic_SchoolBus06/14/2004 23:48Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Bill_Ted_Excell08/14/2002 19:27Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Prestige_World_W07/31/2012 22:53Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Annoying_Orange07/15/2013 13:00Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!