Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
That still only counts as one laugh!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.