2003 Classic: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus10/31/2013 08:28What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@SoundBlaster_1602/06/2010 05:10I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Hellboy_Red03/15/1997 19:01I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Blink_Tag_User02/07/2004 07:10<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Anonymous_User03/17/2010 05:54We are many. We are laughing.

@Podcast_Listener05/05/2010 23:46I’ll mention this in my next episode!

@Last_Commenter07/15/2002 11:21Saving the best laugh for last!