I told my wife that in another universe, I’m probably a king who never has to take out the trash. She said, “In this universe, you’re a guy who is currently five minutes away from being a ‘Single Man’ if you don’t start the laundry.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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