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1998 Classic: The Mouse

 Why was the blonde’s computer mouse always in the kitchen? She heard it was a “pointing device” for recipes.

Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker05/31/1997 18:08It really whips the llama's ass!
@T9_Texter02/05/2001 04:064-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Res_Dogs_MrPink09/14/2009 18:39I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Rocket_Power_9908/12/2000 06:13We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Ninja_Turtle_R01/25/2009 06:31Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Bill_Ted_Excell05/24/2007 20:15Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Search_Scout_9912/07/2010 13:28Scouting the web for gems like this.
@David_After_Dent06/21/2001 02:50Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@No_Way_Jose05/27/2002 03:06No way! That’s too much!
@Filter_Fanatic01/20/1999 05:40This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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