Why did the blonde buy a…
Why did the blonde buy a new car? She wanted to drive her old one into the lake.
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit. A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?” The bartender looks… Read More »The Neutron Special
2025 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
2024 Legacy: The “Not Like Us” Kendrick Era
Why was the 2024 BBQ so “Loud”? Because the beef of the century made everyone choose a side, and the beat was so infectious even… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Not Like Us” Kendrick Era
2023 Classic: The “Lucky Girl Syndrome” Believer
“I don’t even have to try. The universe will just provide a working bulb for me.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 –… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Lucky Girl Syndrome” Believer
2023 Archive: The MRE “Pepperoni Pizza” (2023 Edition)
Why is it still the king? Because even in the age of AI and drones, a soldier’s morale still depends on a piece of triangle-shaped… Read More »2023 Archive: The MRE “Pepperoni Pizza” (2023 Edition)
2022 Vintage: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the tea on the takeover. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The Orange
I’m “glad” I don’t have a blue checkmark to pay for. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive.… Read More »2022 Archive: The Orange
2021 Vintage: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Incognito”? Because he wants the trackers to know exactly how much he’s planning to sue them for. Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Professional Ego
2021 Vintage: The Nightmare Alley Circles
Why Bradley Cooper? For a noir movie that proved that being a carnival psychic is a great job until you meet Cate Blanchett. Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Nightmare Alley Circles