2025 Vintage: The Alarm Clock

She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, we were all obsessed with finding five-letter words and ...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to avoid spoilers for Avengers: ...read more »

In 1998, the buzz was all about the upcoming Star Wars ...read more »

My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »

In 2014, your Facebook feed was 90% people getting wet and 10% pe...read more »

In 1995, before the internet gave us a million new things to comp...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

Safety first, especially when the family is involved.I asked my m...read more »

Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »

My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »

My wife and I had a big fight, so she called her mother and said,...read more »

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of...read more »

In 2025, we finally reached the point where computers can think f...read more »

In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/11/1995 10:53Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Dumb_And_Dumber05/09/2000 23:52So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Mainframe_Manny04/15/2015 00:19Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Friday_Rebecca06/27/2013 01:37Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Rocket_Jumper08/22/2012 06:25This humor took me to new heights!

@Everquest_Solo05/29/2009 14:48Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Salad_Fingers_F10/04/2008 01:46I like it when the jokes are... rusty.