2016 Classic: Closer (The Chainsmokers)

Why was the song playing in every room? Because you couldn’t drive a “Rover” or go to “Tucson” without hearing that hook at least ten times.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »

Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »

Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »

In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

My family is so excited for Christmas this year. We finally go...read more »

Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »

Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »

Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »

Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »

Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »

In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »

Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »

Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic04/29/1995 13:32This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Quake_Fragger07/01/2008 17:33M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Titanic_Survivor01/28/2004 10:21I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Independence_Day02/15/2006 01:42Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S12/14/1996 00:44I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Construction_Dig06/03/2006 11:05Still digging for more humor!

@Frag_Master_9901/29/2014 09:45Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Troll_Face_Real05/28/1999 13:09Problem? No, just laughs!