I’m “glad” I don’t have a blue checkmark to pay for.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
The cat is just sitting there laughing!