Why did the blonde buy a…

Why did the blonde buy a new car? She wanted to drive her old one into the lake.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »

A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said ...read more »

Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »

Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.read more »

A blonde went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza. When the waite...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »

Welcome to 2003 – the year of MySpace, Finding Nemo, and the 50th...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the viral "The Dress" debate (was it...read more »

A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

Why was the blonde excited about the new computer? It came with W...read more »

A blonde put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams.read more »

A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »

@Discman_Skipper10/13/2009 16:00Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Zoolander_Blue08/17/1999 06:02Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Retro_Gamer_Girl09/21/2001 15:56Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/21/2009 10:50One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Napster_Search11/05/2012 07:17Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Footloose_Ren03/03/2012 04:58Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@PeanutButter_J04/02/2000 18:39It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Get_Flash_Player02/24/2003 03:12Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Prodigy_User_X07/28/1995 10:40Way better than the Prodigy boards!