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Why does a lawyer never use “Incognito”? Because he wants the trackers to know exactly how much he’s planning to sue them for.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

@CyberSteve10/10/2005 15:10Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@BBS_Veteran01/14/2010 13:17Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Buffy_Summers_9705/28/2000 10:29Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Firewire_Fan11/04/2007 08:23Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Donny_V_ShutUp11/20/1999 02:55Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Snatch_Mickey02/04/1998 05:09Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@David_After_Dent01/04/2014 11:22Is this real life? Or is it just funny?