2020 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2020 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2020 Legacy: The Roddy Ricch “The Box” EEE-ERR
Why the windshield wiper noise? For the song that became the first massive hit of 2020, proving that a funny vocal quirk is worth a… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Roddy Ricch “The Box” EEE-ERR
2019 Classic: The Number
I’m “counting” the days until the next phase. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Food Delivery App Protest
Refusing to order a pizza through a mobile application because “a real dinner should involve a human voice taking your order over a crackling telephone… Read More »2019 Archive: The Food Delivery App Protest
2019 Classic: The Billie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Bad. / Bad who? / I’m the bad guy… duh! (But let me in anyway!) Part of the 53… Read More »2019 Classic: The Billie
2019 Vintage: The Dark Phoenix
I told her I’m losing control of my powers. She said, “The power to stay quiet? You never had that.” Part of the 64 Marriage… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Dark Phoenix
2018 Archive: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Convenience Fee’?” “Because I didn’t make you watch an ad before the physical.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Archive: The Bill
2018 Archive: The Khabib “Smesh”
Why was Conor McGregor so quiet after the fight? Because Khabib did exactly what he said he would do, proving that talk is cheap and… Read More »2018 Archive: The Khabib “Smesh”
2018 Archive: Panic! At The Disco (High Hopes)
Why were they walking up a building? Because in 2018, Brendon Urie had “High Hopes” and apparently a lot of suction cups. Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: Panic! At The Disco (High Hopes)
2018 Classic: The Fortnite Floss Interrogation
Watching a ten-year-old aggressively swing their hips and arms in the living room and asking Grandma if you should call an ambulance or if the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Fortnite Floss Interrogation