“My wife got a dragon tattoo.” “Is she edgy now?” “No, she just looks like she had a unfortunate accident with a Sharpie and a Gothic font.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
High five for this joke!
Posting this to my own wall right now!