2019 Vintage: The Dark Phoenix

I told her I’m losing control of my powers. She said, “The power to stay quiet? You never had that.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »

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“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User11/14/1995 12:49Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Pirates_Jack_S02/20/2009 06:30But you have heard of this joke!

@Voodoo_3dfx12/05/2009 07:06The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu01/15/2005 14:39Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Bill_Nye_Fan08/31/1998 07:20Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Brick_Tamland_L06/15/2007 21:14I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Epic_Fail_Guy08/21/1996 21:36This joke is an Epic Win!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat05/22/2004 06:51Heh heh heh. Good one.