What do you call a hill that’s a storyteller? A “mountain” of lies.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Q: What did the photon say...
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
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