Why was the Boston uncle actually crying? Because for the first time in 95 years, they won the title at home, and he felt that 2013 was officially “Boston Strong.”
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition
In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
2023 Archive: Asteroid City
Why was the table so symmetrical? Because after the Wes Anderson ...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)
Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dream-Ads" Scandal
Why was everyone talking about the same brand of soda? Because a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.