Why was the wall looking at me? Because Tony Fadell (the “iPod guy”) decided that our thermostats should be smart, circular, and aware of our… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Launch of Nest Learning Thermostat
My doctor finally threw his pager away. He said, “If you want me, tag me in a photo.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Pager
Why was it so productive? Because Congress realized they only work well when half of them have already been fired. Part of the 35 Presidential… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Lame Duck” Session
Why did the employee bring a “Stimulus Check” to the meeting? He wanted to know if he could use it to buy a faster computer.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Final 2008 Task
Staring at the standard computer background on the desktop monitor and asking Grandma if she remembers visiting that exact rolling green hillside during a family… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Windows Desktop Illusion
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, and I’m just a Dark Knight! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2008 Classic: The Europe
“I’m using a robotic arm.” “Does it have its own insurance?” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition… Read More »2008 Classic: The Surgeon 2
Why the jokes? Because after the gala, the sales of hair pomade and skinny ties increased by 400%. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mad Men Wardrobe
Why did the dad get the “Lite” version? He wanted his jokes to have fewer calories. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Nintendo DS Lite
I’m “chilled” out with my new gadgets. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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