2006 Archive: The Snow
I’m “chilled” out with my new gadgets. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
I’m “chilled” out with my new gadgets. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 55 Classic Blonde… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Hard Drive
Why were all the boxes moved “to the left”? Because Queen B told us that everything we own—including the holiday leftovers—belongs in a box to… Read More »2006 Classic: Beyoncé – “Irreplaceable”
Snoop Dogg is on this track. Is there any song Snoop won’t guest on? The man is a legend. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Buttons” Pussycat Dolls
I’m “taking” a bite out of the Mac Mini. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Classic: The Apple
“You’re crazy.” “I want a second opinion!” “Okay, you’re also ugly.” (A 2005 classic). Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch &… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Diagnosis
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re enjoying the year! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Archive: The Shore
What do you call a hill that’s a storyteller? A “mountain” of lies. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Little Mountain
Why was the giant green monster so… CGI-looking? Because Ang Lee made a superhero movie that looked more like a comic book panel than a… Read More »2003 Classic: Hulk
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
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