2008 Classic: The Surgeon 2

“I’m using a robotic arm.” “Does it have its own insurance?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid11/27/1996 04:04Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Simpson_Quotes09/12/2001 03:07D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Cheers_Norm10/25/1997 02:23Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Scream_Ghostface09/16/1997 14:20Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Neo_The_One12/09/2002 14:28I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Bam_Margera_Fan12/10/2001 03:17Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Tina_Eat_Food08/09/1998 03:26Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Second_Life_Avy05/07/2001 14:53In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.