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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Bad. / Bad who? / I’m the bad guy… duh! (But let me in anyway!)

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

@WebSurfer_X02/04/1995 03:22Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Burning_CDs04/25/2003 14:43I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Web_Master_Flex09/17/1996 15:09I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Titanic_Jack12/26/2004 01:26I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Iron_Man_Tony12/21/2006 23:08I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Korn_Follower03/28/2000 20:39Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Liger_Owner_X03/07/2009 07:48It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@No_Way_Jose05/09/1997 19:07No way! That’s too much!