2018 Vintage: The Mortal Engines

I told her I’m a moving city. She said, “You’re a ‘stagnant’ city—move the lawnmower.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

@Clueless_Dionne04/15/2000 06:04Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Finding_Nemo_Dory04/20/2011 06:45Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Badger_Badger_M08/27/1995 05:35Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Not_Bad_Obama03/10/2010 12:33Not bad. Not bad at all.

@No_Way_Jose10/16/2010 10:19No way! That’s too much!

@Browser_War_V07/21/2004 15:13Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.