2012 Legacy: The Moonrise Kingdom

She wants to go camping. I told her I’m not a Scout. The camping trip was “cancelled” due to my lack of enthusiasm.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Malware_Hunter07/21/1995 14:59Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Memento_Guy02/12/2005 00:05Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei02/28/2008 19:48You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Digimon_Tamer11/10/2009 17:16My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Joe_Cartoon_G02/17/2010 05:27Press the button for more humor!

@Mind_Blown_Gif08/23/2000 03:04*Boom* - there goes my brain!

@Dark_Web_Joker05/23/2014 20:56Found this on the deep end of the net.