Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost, help me find it!
Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
No way! That’s too much!
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