2020 Archive: The Midnight Sky

I told her I’m George Clooney. She said, “You’re George ‘Clueless’—the dishwasher is full.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

@Married_With_Kids05/07/1996 13:00Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Party_On_Garth08/25/2000 05:48I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Happy_Tree_Fans04/22/2005 10:19So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Grammar_Nazi_9903/27/2011 21:08Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Viewer_Number_111/20/2007 06:51First! And it’s funny!