1999 Classic: The Message

We got a “text message” on our phone. Two lines of text. We spent an hour trying to figure out how to reply.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9707/22/2000 01:47Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor06/21/2010 02:23One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Startup_Kid03/23/2011 07:43Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@MP3_Encoder07/19/1998 06:17128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@E_T_Phone_Home02/25/2004 18:42E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Flashdance_What09/12/2012 05:07What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Orkut_Member_9906/04/2010 13:36A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Club_Penguin_Kid04/10/2004 00:47Waddle on over and read this!