I told her I’m “The One.” She said, “You’re ‘The One’ who forgot to pick up the milk.”
Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The VR Divorce
I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.