Why was the geometry book so frustrated? Because it was tired of being “cornered.”
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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It really whips the llama's ass!
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