2020 Classic: The Margarita

“Saltier than a guy whose vacation was cancelled for the third time.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan08/04/2006 16:43I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Discman_Skipper01/02/1999 18:30Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Toy_Story_Woody04/29/2001 18:35There is a joke in my boot!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H10/05/1997 07:20Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Podcast_Listener10/19/2000 15:59I’ll mention this in my next episode!